Pete UK
28th March 2007, 01:27 AM
95yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample 4 analysis at the hospital. He turns up 2 days later with m/t jar.
Nurse asks 'why no sample?'
He says 'sorry but i tried with my right hand and then my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth, 1st with her teeth in then with them out. Then we got ethel from next door 2 try but it was no good, we just couldn't get the f*ckin lid off the jar!!'
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Nurse asks 'why no sample?'
He says 'sorry but i tried with my right hand and then my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth, 1st with her teeth in then with them out. Then we got ethel from next door 2 try but it was no good, we just couldn't get the f*ckin lid off the jar!!'
:pan: :pan: :dope: