phil-deforce
26th March 2007, 12:15 PM
all old but still funny....
Question - What do you call a scouser in a posh house?
Answer - The burglar
Question - What do you call a scouser in a fast car?
Answer - The getaway driver
Question - What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Answer - The accused
Question - Why did the scouser wear a purple shell suit?
Answer - 'cause his turquoise one was in the wash
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
Q: What do you call a deaf scouser??
A: Anything you f***ing like!!!
(NB since posting found half of these elsewhere in fff - shame...!!)
waiting on some new ones - watch this space...
Question - What do you call a scouser in a posh house?
Answer - The burglar
Question - What do you call a scouser in a fast car?
Answer - The getaway driver
Question - What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Answer - The accused
Question - Why did the scouser wear a purple shell suit?
Answer - 'cause his turquoise one was in the wash
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
Q: What do you call a deaf scouser??
A: Anything you f***ing like!!!
(NB since posting found half of these elsewhere in fff - shame...!!)
waiting on some new ones - watch this space...