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bek
16th May 2006, 03:12 PM
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
> assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which
> you must have.
>
> The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
> with desire.
>
> Both of you have forgotten your purses.
>
> It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
> no money to pay for the shoes.
>
> The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
>
> Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
> and sees your dilemma.
>
> She prepares to throw her purse to you.
>
> If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
> shopper and buy the shoes.
>
> At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
> *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
> the purse and buy the shoes.
>
> Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it
> would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

:dope: now it makes more sense :lolol:

Cannonball2
16th May 2006, 03:30 PM
:excellent

Now make sure you remember when England play next month!!

bek
16th May 2006, 03:48 PM
:excellent

Now make sure you remember when England play next month!!


i will if they are all racing for shoes and carrying hand bags lamo :yes:

jelly
16th May 2006, 05:46 PM
i will if they are all racing for shoes and carrying hand bags lamo :yes:

:lolol: :dope: :dope:

wigglyworm
16th May 2006, 05:48 PM
now i get it thanks 4 clearin that up! ;)

Caz
16th May 2006, 09:55 PM
:dope: :dope: sayin nowt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!