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  1. My Wife
  2. A wise Man
  3. A dog is
  4. Champions league
  5. Leeds United
  6. Man utd
  7. Paddy n Murphy
  8. Frank Lampard
  9. Wayne Rooney
  10. footy again
  11. Benefits
  12. sorry
  13. Glenn Roeder
  14. Man walks into a bar......
  15. Dyslexic
  16. sex change
  17. Police statement
  18. masturbation championship
  19. romantic husband
  20. Sportsmans double
  21. Stuart Pearce
  22. Few jokes!
  23. bubblegum
  24. Race horse
  25. What's the difference (it's a joke)
  26. Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman
  27. A Womans Joke
  28. Tesco
  29. Tourettes
  30. A tad bit offensive, sorry.
  31. Sorry u Scousers
  32. my wife is missing!!
  33. Alphabet!
  34. arsenal fans
  35. Liverpool
  36. Great Train Journey's
  37. Had a damn crash this morning
  38. Race horse!
  39. West Brom
  40. Fancy Dress
  41. Gordon Browns 1st tasks as PM
  42. Uh oh ...
  43. just a couple of jokes
  44. last nite
  45. books
  46. Menopause jewellery
  47. menstral cycle....
  48. Drunken Night Out
  49. I will post something here... ar4
  50. Ooohhhhh Ahhhhhh
  51. Alzheimers
  52. Woman walks into bar
  53. Swimming Baths
  54. Remember kids, don't do drugs!! lol
  55. Barrymore
  56. Taking the p**s(may offend some people)
  57. If a gay guy jumps on ur back......
  58. Harry Potter
  59. A Man goes to the doctors
  60. Smoking Ban
  61. Wine tasting trip
  62. Clever monkeys
  63. paddy and the dog
  64. Bra & a set of Jump Leads
  65. Paddy & Mick
  66. Rich bloke from Barnsley
  67. giz a push
  68. May Offend Some People
  69. The Gym
  70. An African Boxer.............
  71. Sheffield
  72. Im not Happy
  73. Police in Sheffield
  74. New Skoda
  75. A guy from Middlesbrough.............
  76. Few charv jokes..
  77. Paddy and Mick
  78. blind man
  79. Floods
  80. Glasgow/london bombing joke 1
  81. Glasgow/London bombing joke 2
  82. Glasgow/London bombing joke 3
  83. Glasgow Bombing
  84. Vodka
  85. MacDonalds
  86. Newcastle striker in shoot out.
  87. Bomb Plot
  88. Parking problems
  89. glasgow airport
  90. One Liners
  91. Glasgow again
  92. Smokeing Ban
  93. vampire bat
  94. rhyme
  95. What's for Dinner
  96. Old Glasgow Town
  97. Doctor, doctor
  98. For Sale
  99. We 5 Kings
  100. Doctors
  101. Coming Soon
  102. Muslim Birthday party
  103. may offend
  104. Very Funny - But May Offend!!
  105. may offend(may aswell join in)
  106. Which one says hi first?
  107. Car bomb found
  108. new stamp
  109. car crash!
  110. joke
  111. Chicken and egg
  112. birthday
  113. James T Kirk
  114. May Offend
  115. Its wet in hull
  116. The talking parrot
  117. A Happy Fairytale
  118. Holiday
  119. Polar Bear
  120. Vantastic
  121. Old Couple
  122. A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand......
  123. May Offend
  124. sharks
  125. Venison
  126. Shark
  127. halfa joke
  128. Alcohol
  129. Heathrow
  130. A short conversation with God
  131. Mobile Sex
  132. Pmt / Bse
  133. liverpool are to announce 2 new signings....
  134. what turns you on?
  135. The boss at the pub............
  136. bush and blair (may affend)
  137. 2 ants playing football
  138. Black Eye
  139. Women speak more than Men
  140. The Exhausted Trucker
  141. The welshman (may offend)
  142. retarded people can text
  143. Knickers
  144. Foot and Mouth
  145. cockerel
  146. the lords prayer
  147. new vibrator out for women!!
  148. what do u call........
  149. Only works for the guys this one.
  150. Prostitute
  151. a couple
  152. P*ssy joke (for 18+ only)
  153. Marriage is..........
  154. wedding night
  155. Pavarotti !!
  156. Funeral
  157. Reward....
  158. Lost Bet
  159. The Funeral Procession
  160. another about the big man
  161. jumpin on the band wagon..
  162. Has anyone seen my pen
  163. talking centipede
  164. Jock McTavish was up in court........
  165. Another Pavarotti 1
  166. Little Johnny
  167. Wow!!
  168. Old Lady
  169. Accident (may offend)
  170. Scouser in a bar (may offend)
  171. hard of hearing
  172. 2 gay men (Warning Adult Content)
  173. Pavarotti funeral tickets on ebay!
  174. A horse walks into a bar
  175. gas fitter
  176. New Computer Game
  177. Colin McRae
  178. Bye Bye Jose :o(
  179. colin (Warning Don't Read If Easily Offended)
  180. More Colin McRae (dont read if you cant take a joke)
  181. Jose (don't read if easily offended)
  182. few funny ones
  183. Pavarotti (MAY OFFEND)
  184. Prince Harry (ADULT CONTENT)
  185. Uncle Chester (WARNING ADULT CONTENT)
  186. So there's this prostitute.......
  187. ugly people
  188. paddy & mick
  189. Marcel Marceau **may offend**
  190. Marcel Marceau **may offend**
  191. Dvla
  192. Mental hospital
  193. !!!may offend!!!
  194. Nursing Home
  195. Another Paddy joke
  196. Mistake
  197. Beckhams (WARNING ADULT CONTENT)
  198. bloke goes to the doctors..............
  199. David Beckham
  200. Packaging Problem
  201. The old n's are the best - sometimes!!
  202. So I'm sitting on the toilet..............
  203. Left and Right....
  204. Government symbol
  205. gym
  206. A few offensive texts **VERY OFFENSIVE**
  207. ?????
  208. Omg
  209. Halloween
  210. The new rules regarding racism
  211. If i tell u.....
  212. a man & his girlfriend
  213. Yet another paddy
  214. joint of beef
  215. what do you get
  216. Why do..............?
  217. *WARNING* Adult Joke
  218. What is the difference
  219. money
  220. * WARNING * Adult Joke
  221. My new girlfriend
  222. how does a.......
  223. Quasi - May be offensive to Hunchbacked Frenchmen
  224. *** May be offensive to knife wielding lunatics***
  225. Not at all offensive
  226. stupid!!
  227. Magic!!
  228. angry wife
  229. *WARNING* Adult joke
  230. Blow up Dolls (WARNING ADULT CONTENT MAY OFFEND)
  231. Wishes
  232. How apt in this current time!! lol.
  233. hitch hiking witch! (adult)
  234. ***Adult but not offensive***
  235. ***Adult*** A bad taste in the mouth
  236. Getting my own back.
  237. Funny Nursry Rhyme *MAY OFFEND COWS AND SHEEP*
  238. Condoms in France.
  239. A man sat in a restaurant.....
  240. A blonde goes to the police.....
  241. What does it mean when.......
  242. headache
  243. women
  244. Warning May Offend!!!!!
  245. A load of crap jokes
  246. rugby world cup tickets
  247. **ADULT** 2 nuns.....
  248. help please
  249. Lewis Hamilton/England Football Team
  250. 3 sisters, Milly, Molly & Fanny.....